Penis Bongs

The United States is experiencing quite a weird phenomenon recently when it comes to stoner or smoker culture. I am, of course, referring to the unexpected rise of penis-shaped or phallic marijuana inhalation devices. This is just a fancy way of saying penis bongs.

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What’s up? What’s going on? What in the world?

Well, the thing is when you are hanging out with friends, and you’re passing around a cylindrical device that people pull marijuana smoke from, there’s a certain communal feeling. Everybody’s cracking jokes. People are staring blankly at the wall while these weird colors, courtesy of lava lamps, work their magic.

There’s a certain awesome vibe that only someone who is physically there, smoking the same weed with the group, will be able to understand and explain. It’s as if you could turn to your friend, and you can see his shit-eating grin, and you can’t help but break out in a smile yourself and get caught up in the moment. It’s an endless laughing trip, as many would say.

That is the magic of marijuana. It brings people from all backgrounds together to enjoy one single moment. It doesn’t matter if you all come from different walks of life. It doesn’t matter how many degrees you have. It doesn’t matter if you have no degrees at all or not even a job. Rich or poor, single or married, a career person or jobless, musically-inclined or tone deaf, none of these matter.

All that matters is that you are sharing that moment. It is amazing. There’s nothing to worry about, there’s no past to feel apologetic for or try to make excuses about, and there is no future to fear.

Instead, it’s just the present and all its possibilities, and you’re just having a good time. You embrace it with arms open wide and an equally open heart at that. Everything is fine. That is the kind of experience you get with marijuana, which of course, have been increasingly legal in the United States. It’s about time for the situation to be such.

Given this environment, it is no surprise that people will go the extra mile to bring more sources of fun and laughter into the scene. That’s what people who enjoy what they’re into do.

You see, when people smoke weed, it amplifies what you bring to the table. If you just broke up with your girlfriend, or you got fired from your job, or you’re having issues with your parents, it’s going to weigh down on what everybody else is experiencing. This is the sad part of it. But for the most part, everybody wants to have a good time. Everybody wants to take things to the next level, as far as enjoyment and recreation are concerned. They have enough problems of their own. They don’t want to deal with other people’s drama. Leave that at home.

At the very least, check it in at the door. However, people being people—they can’t do that. You can only give what you have. That’s why if you want to fall in love, you have to first fall in love with yourself. Again, you can only give what you have received first from somebody.

Unfortunately, just like with the Coronavirus infection, people bring in their drama to what otherwise would have been an awesome party. So, everybody’s there passing on the bong, smoking a few joints, and possibly some marijuana pipes. There’s a big smoke. Bob Marley’s music is playing in the background. Everybody’s bobbing their heads, eyes are glazed over.

Then, all of a sudden, somebody talks about how he misses his girlfriend. Another guy talks about how his boss is a big fucking dick. Before you know it, the vibe, which seems to be so mellow that it feels like you got transported to the west side of Jamaica, is plummeting just like stock markets all over the world.

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What’s going on? Well, this is where the penis bongs come out.

Before you know it, the mood goes from “what the fuck?” to “let’s party.” That is the kind of mood transformation every party deserves.

Why? Everybody needs a laugh. Let’s face it. All of us have our drama. A lot of us had issues in the past. Maybe things didn’t turn out the way we want them to. A lot of us have dreams that somehow didn’t materialize. For whatever reason—whether it’s our fault, or not or we have baggage issues and we have people who hurt us, which is beyond what we can control, it doesn’t matter.

When you laugh, the world opens up. It becomes a world of adventure, and things get lighter. That’s why penis bongs are so famous throughout the States.

Remember, if you want to focus on stuff that will depress you, hold you back, and drag you down, there’s plenty of stuff out there. In fact, you don’t even need to try.

The good news is, when you make it a point to crack other people up, so everybody has a good time, you are part of the solution.

Do yourself a big favor. If you find yourself at a party and you are smoking on a hookah, and somebody passes on the penis bong, crack a joke. Say, “it’s high time I smoked on this plastic dick.”

Maybe people would start laughing. Everybody would have a good time. People would remember why they’re there. This is not a group therapy session. You’re not there to drag in your drama and issues.

Everybody’s there to have a good time. When that happens, thanks to penis bongs, people remember what they are there for, and everybody has a good time after they have a great laugh.